Spike Kitten Poker

  • She gets drunk with Spike, and calls him 'a neutered vampire who cheats at kitten poker.' After a demon's spell makes them express their emotions in song, and Buffy sings 'I want the fire back', Buffy and Spike begin a physical relationship, consummated two episodes later.
  • Named for one of the greatest bluffs on High Stakes Poker, when Phil Ivey raised pre-flop with a five-deuce offsuit, was re-raised by Lex Veldhuis with KJ suited, and then went all in causing Lex to fold his hand.
  • The friendly Loose-Skinned demon was first introduced as a kitten poker player in a game that Spike took Buffy to when he was attempting to show her his world. After this point it would seem that a friendship would develop between the two somewhat unusual demons with Clem accompanying Spike to Buffy’s birthday party and even crypt-sitting for Spike.
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Synopsis Spike hires the cat and mouse detectives to find out who kidnapping the dog in poker.

'Life Serial'
Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode
Episode no.Season 6
Episode 5
Directed byNick Marck
Written byDavid Fury
Jane Espenson
Production code6ABB05
Original air dateOctober 23, 2001
Guest appearance(s)
  • Anthony Stewart Head as Rupert Giles
  • Danny Strong as Jonathan Levinson
  • Adam Busch as Warren Mears
  • Tom Lenk as Andrew Wells
  • Amber Benson as Tara Maclay
  • Paul Gutrecht as Tony
  • Noel Albert Guglielmi as Vince
  • Enrique Almeida as Marco
  • Jonathan Goldstein as Mike
  • Winsome Brown as Woman Customer
  • Christopher May as Male Customer
  • David J. Miller as Rat-Faced Demon
  • Andrew Cooper Wasser as Slime-Cover Demon
  • Richard Beatty as Small Demon
  • James C. Leary as Clem
  • Jennifer Shon as Rachel
  • Jabari Hearn as Steve
  • Derrick McMillon as Ron
  • Clint Culp as Bartender
  • Mark Ginther as Horned Demon
  • Alice Dinnean Vernon as Mummy Hand
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'Life Serial' is the fifth episode of season 6 of the television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Plot[edit]

Buffy returns from her visit with Angel, but doesn't want to talk about it. Instead, the Scoobies discuss Buffy's future plans. Not knowing what she wants to do in life, Buffy agrees to audit the classes Willow and Tara are taking until the next semester starts.

The Trio prepares for its competition to test Buffy, setting up their van with high-tech monitoring equipment.

At school, Buffy finds herself overwhelmed by a class she takes with Willow. Buffy later meets up with Tara for Art History, but before class begins Warren tags her with a tiny device that causes time to fast-forward. Buffy is dazed as the world whizzes around her; when she finally notices the device Warren planted on her, it self-destructs and puts Buffy back in normal time.

Buffy works with Xander at his construction job, telling him about the time situation at school before she is introduced to Tony, the boss. Andrew summons demons from the van, which trash the construction site before Buffy kills them. Unfortunately, Buffy knocks Tony unconscious and the construction men she saves refuse to admit they were saved by a girl. Xander gets mad at Buffy for bringing slaying to his work place but understands that something is happening. However, he is still forced to fire her.

Buffy learns about working at The Magic Box from Giles and Anya as Jonathan begins a spell to loop time until Buffy satisfies a customer. Buffy assists a man with a candle sale and then goes downstairs to fetch a live mummy hand for a female customer, but the hand attacks her and she is forced to kill it, which also kills the sale. Events start to repeat as Buffy must help the customers and fight the mummy hand over and over again, being reduced to tears out of frustration. She is stuck in an unsolved dilemma, but soon Buffy is able to end the spell by telling the woman she will order the hand instead of going downstairs to fight with the one they already have. Stressed out by the repeating time and the job itself, Buffy walks out. All the while, the three villains keep scores on their Buffy attacks.

Later that night, Buffy gets drunk with Spike at his crypt. Completely hammered, Buffy goes with Spike to a bar where he plays poker (using kittens as currency) and searches for information. After the poker game ends badly, Buffy rants to Spike about the new low her life has reached with her inability to understand school or get a decent job. Buffy and Spike notice a black van; the Trio notices Buffy approaching with alarm.

A fake demon appears from behind the van and threatens Buffy, but it is beaten down while the van drives away. With the use of smoke to confuse the slayer and vampire, the demon (Jonathan in disguise) runs away and complains to the Trio who realize they now have much information on Buffy's fighting style that can be used against her. Buffy begins to recover from her drunken state and complains to Giles about her life. He consoles her and offers her a cheque to help pay for all the expenses. Buffy says she is happy that Giles will always be there, but the look on Giles's face suggests that he might not always be.

Cultural references[edit]

  • The title of the episode is a pun on the breakfast cereal Life.
  • Logan's Run: When Warren plants the time dilation device on Buffy, he uses the codename 'Logan 5' and refers to Buffy as 'the runner.'
  • Monty Python's Dead Parrot sketch: During the time loop sequence, the Trio references the famous sketch with 'This mummy hand has ceased to be!' 'This is an ex-mummy hand!' This same sketch is also referenced when Buffy attempts to sell the stabbed mummy hand to the woman. The woman says the hand is now dead, only for Buffy to respond that it's just 'playing dead,' mimicking the shopkeeper's insistence to the customer in the Parrot Sketch that the parrot is still alive.
  • Groundhog Day: The sequence in the Magic Box is similar to the film's main plot.
  • Star Trek: The Next Generation: Andrew describes the time loop they have put Buffy into as being 'like that episode of TNG' in which the Enterprise-D continually explodes ('Cause and Effect').
  • X-Files: Warren responds, 'Or Mulder, in that X-Files where the bank kept exploding' (Season 6 episode 'Monday').
  • James Bond: The Trio has a protracted argument over actors who have played James Bond: Sean Connery, Roger Moore and Timothy Dalton. Warren insists that Moonraker was inexcusable. Dr. No, the first film of the Bond series, is also mentioned.
  • Star Wars: Andrew spray paints a mural of the Death Star from Return of the Jedi on the side of the Trio's van, and the van's horn plays the Star Wars main theme.
  • Tara makes reference to watching SpongeBob SquarePants with Willow to Buffy during Buffy's speed problems at college.
  • The sculpture shown in the pages of Tara's 'Renaissance book' before her art appreciation class is called the Ecstasy of Saint Theresa, and is more accurately described as Baroque.
  • Black vans similar to the one used by The Trio were used in Joss Whedon's other project Dollhouse.

Continuity[edit]

Arc significance[edit]

  • Crossover with Angel: A meeting between Buffy and Angel takes place immediately before this episode (between the corresponding Angel episodes 'Carpe Noctem' and 'Fredless'). It is the subject of Jane Espenson's Buffy/Angel comic, Reunion.
  • The good demon Clem, who will later befriend Buffy and the other Scoobies, appears for the first time playing kitten poker. He is credited as 'Loose Skinned Demon'.
  • Buffy shows how she would rather hang out with Spike than the other Scoobies. The two now share common interests which will lead to their physical relationship later in the season.
  • Though it could have been inferred from previous episodes, the specialties of all of the Trio members are established; Warren's is technology, Andrew's is demon summoning, and Jonathan's is magic.
  • Although Buffy is back with the Watchers' Council, which pays its Watchers (including Giles) and appears to have financially supported other Slayers such as Kendra, no one appears to think of asking them to put Buffy on their payroll. This may be because Kendra was a one-off, or the show's creators wanted Buffy more grounded; to face financial crisis with no true 'happy ending'.

Reception[edit]

The Futon Critic named it the 15th best episode of 2001.[1]

References[edit]

  1. ^Brian Ford Sullivan (January 4, 2002). 'The 50 Best Episodes of 2001 - #20-11'. The Futon Critic. Retrieved August 2, 2010.

External links[edit]

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Fifty Bucks by Tabaqui Xander's missing a $50 note and he's pretty sure he knows where it went

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First Kiss by Spikedluv Spike and Xander’s first kiss

The First Step by Darkling Dawns Evil!Spike in control. Xander helpless and enjoying it.

First Time by C. Woodhaven Spike and Xander's first time in the Crossing the Streams verse

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First!verse by Darkhavens A lifetime's worth of landmarks

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For My Pains A World Of Sighs by Baudown Things went differently in Prague, and Spike shows up in Sunnydale a few months early.

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Fourth Time Lucky by LadyMerlin Xander keeps walking in on Spike

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Something . . . Borrowed by Beetle Re-write of season 4: Something Blue

Something Has to Make You Run by Anyssia They had both been left behind

A Spander Advent by Whichclothes Angel sends Spike on an errand, and Spike meets up with an old acquaintance.

Spike and Xander's Rocking New Year's Eve by Dustandroses Spike, why are you in my house, wearing my last clean pair of underwear?

Spike's Pet by Skargasm Sometimes the bars of the cage cannot be seen until someone sets you free...

Spike/Xander - A story told in 20 drabbles by Skargasm The stages of becoming a couple

The Suicide Plot by Kayla Xander attempts suicide. Spike fixes him.

A Summer Sun in Winter by LadyMerlin Spike wants to feel the warmth of the sun again

Sweet Dreams byCJ Spike peeks at Xander's dreams.

Sweet Dreams by Nash and Virtual Personal William the Bloody from an alt universe kidnapped Xander and Spike went to the rescue.

Sweet Tears by LadyMerlin Spike and Xander find comfort in the only place left to them

Taste Like Sin by Just Ink Me Xander wonders how blood tastes to Spike

Tequila! by Just Ink Me After Xander's recent breakup with Anya, the girls decide he needs a night to let loose.

The One in the Cave by Anna S The evening had gone wrong somewhere around seven a.m. when the alarm went off and he'd decided to get out of bed

The One Where Xander Isn't Quite James Bond by Anna S Real virgins for the sacrifice are rare these days, but Spike can pass on a technicality.

The Seduction of Dreams by Whichclothes Xander has some confusing dreams.

Thursday Night Kitten Poker by Thedabara_cds A game of kitten poker at Willy's leads to a friendship with Spike,which eventually deepens into true love and lots of hot kinky sex

To Be Beneath You by Tienco Spike's having issues. Xander offers to help.

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Tonight's Different by Flufshepherd Spike wants something, and maybe tonight's the night.

Touch by Two Ladies of Quality Set during the episode Seeing Red, but Spike delays a little longer and Xander arrives a little earlier, and things get discussed. Sequel to Steam

Touched by Robin The Crossover Junkie Without realizing, the boys have become close

Transfer by Shanyah Xander just can't seem to settle down

Trashy Romances by MissE Just like Buffy's books

Treading Water by Skuzzbopper Xander accidentally releases a 'genie', and in a state of melancholy, gives in and starts making wishes.

Trickery byCJ Spike makes a surprising discovery about Xander. Do they both end up getting what they want?

Triple Dog Dare by Rayne Jelly There was a part of me that knew it was a generic leer, and wondered in a mean sort of way what would happen if I took him up on the offer

True Feelings by CJ & Slaygaluk Spike finds a way to make Xander admit his true feelings

The Truth of a Vision by Randy Sex Kitten Season One. Spike has been sent to Sunnydale for a reason

Truth or Dare by Byrne Dawn dares Xander to ask Spike out on a date

Truth or Dare by MissE Spike, Xander and Giles play drunk Truth or Dare

Two Into One by Bruttimabuoni The Plucky Boy Detectives in... The Nether Wallop Mystery

Unexpected by Fangrrl At the end of the world, Xander and Spike form an unexpected relationship.

Unexpected Package by Baudown It's just magic

Unexpected Pleasures by Spike_1790 Spike’s POV. An interruption goes better than expected.

A Universe of Yes by Vinniebatman After getting fired from two jobs in one week Xander felt he deserved to get well and thoroughly sloshed

Vampirism: A Practical Guide to an Alternative Lifestyle by Cobalt Mystic Anya and Wills decide to 'fix' Xander's love life. Spike does NOT approve.

Virgin Bride by Robin The Crossover Junkie Spike and Xander are getting married

Waking Up by Savoy Truffle Xander wakes up as a Demon, and then is captured by the Initiative. Spike is the only one who can understand him

Watching by Forsaken2003 Xander is being watched.

The Weather Conditions Series by Druffine Spike misses the warmth of the sun

The Wedding Quilt by Angelee A wedding quilt and a few surprises

We're Not Gay. We're Just Friends. Who Have Sex by Juliatheyounger Spike and Xander discover they have a couple of things in common.

What a Wicked Thing to Do by Elena All it took was a phone call,and Xander was twisted around Buffy's little finger

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What Happens in Africa, Stays in Africa by Jameschick Because of Andrew, Xander finds himself in a situation that only Spike can get him out of.

What's A Rogue Demon? by Spikedluv Xander’s next hunt takes him back to LA.

What The? by Chocgood84 Xander's not sure what Spike is up to...

When Unlife Gives you Lemons by Obsession_is Spike is bored in Xander's basement room and decides to make some fun for himself.

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White Horse by BmblBee When a man's rod gets hard, he just wants to get off. Period.

Who?What?Huh? by Margie Willow's spell goes wrong, and Spike and Xander exchange bodies for a time

Who You Want by Mrs Sakuma Xander's got Spike, and not a bleeding chance of kids.

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Wicked Plans by MissE Spike decides that Xander will make a perfect mate

The Wild Hunt by Whichclothes Vampires do not celebrate Christmas, but maybe they can celebrate something else instead.

With Malice Aplenty by Sevendeadlyfun Revenge can take many forms. Pleasure is often the worst revenge of all...

Wrong Side of the Bed by Whichclothes Spike and Xander end up in bed together. But they're not gay, you know.

Xander Harris, Space Explorer by Wolfelements Still, he kind of loved Sheppard, because being put on a team with not only Buffy but his best friend as well? That was just epically awesome in a way he couldn't fully describe.

Xander's Favorite Stake by Dustandroses There was no one in the world that Xander hated more than he hated Spike.

Yindagger's Prezzie by Metaforgirl“Simpler times,” said Xander sentimentally. “Remember? It was so easy. You wanted to kill us. We hated you. Easy.”

Your Life Will Never Be The Same by Akasakasan Xander is injured during a fight

Your Love Coming Down Like Rain byMoosesal First time and romantic Spike
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